4SC3ND1NG 1NTO H34VEN?!

[/You stealthily run through the door and into the room. You are in the party.

You are the party.;

HOW FR3SH 4R3 YOU?? >:]

HOW FR3SH 4R3 YOU?? >:]

how do you taste a smell?

4 B3TT3R QU3ST1ON WOULD B3 HOW DO YOU S33 4 T4ST3?

1TS K1ND OF L1K3 TH4T!! >:]

WH3N SOM3 P3OPL3 S33

W3LL

P13S OF SOM3 SORT  (1F TH3Y L1K3 P13S) TH3Y C4N 4LMOST T4ST3 1T!! >:]

K1ND OF L1K3 WH3N YOU SM3LL SOM3TH1NG D3L1C1OUS!! YOU C4N 4LMOST T4ST3 TH3 R3D S3NS4T1ON 1N YOUR MOUTH!! >:]

4LSO S1NC3 1 C4NT S33 MY OTH3R S3NC3S G3T B3TT3R, BUT WH4T3V3R.

SO UH

1 H4D TH1S TH1NG L4Y1NG 4ROUND SO 1 PUT 4 T4G ON 1T.

4ND T4D4 4 P3D1GR33 G1FT. H4PPY F4T4SS COM1NG 1NTO YOUR H1V3 D4Y, K4RK4T!! >:O

1 SHOULD PROB4BLY M4K3 3QUIUS ON3…

D--> Incorrect, Pyrope. You have a present, from me. Here. *you open the packages to receive a full series on human laws, a noose-making kit, and a pack of 16 Scalemates* Merry Christmas.

WO4H

TH4NKS 3QU1US!! H3H3H3

[/You immediately push him out of your hive and let the court session begin;

SO…

HOWS 3V3RYBODYS D4Y 1 GU3SS??

TH3R3S NOTH1NG MUCH TO S4Y, P3D1GR33 1S OV3R 4ND 4NOTH3R HUM4N Y34R 1S 4BOUT TO GO BY. 1 D1DNT 3V3N G3T 4 PR3S3NT! NOT TH4T 1 C3L3BR4T3 1T. 1 JUST D1DNT G3T 4 PR3S3NT 4ND TH4TS 4LL TH4T R34LLY M4TT3RS!! >:O

SO P3D1GR33!!

1T LOOKS 1NT3R3ST1NG! HOP3 TH3 F4T N4STY TR4SH W1LL SHOW UP TO MY HOUS3! >:]

K4N4Y4 S4YS TH3R3S SOM3BODY W41T1NG UND3R TH3 R3D B34D3D PL4NT, WH4T3V3R TH4T M34NS!! >:?

1LL TRY TO G3T B4CK TO YOU GUYS!! H4V3 4 GOOD ON3!! >:]

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If youre okay with sharing it with me, that is

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